Welcome to the world of the Disaster Queers, where fantasy, found family, criminal incompetence and spectacularly bad decisions collide.
The Disaster Queers are a group of adventurers who have discovered that saving the world is considerably easier when you are willing to ignore sensible advice, break several laws, flirt with inappropriate people and make absolutely no attempt whatsoever to formulate a Plan B. Or, for that matter, a Plan A.
They are queer. They are chaotic. They are occasionally heroic. Mostly, however, they are disasters.
Book One: Night at the Museum
A Queer Heist, A Prehistoric Egg, and Absolutely No Plan
Fresh from a tavern brawl that has left them with a fifteen-thousand-gold fine, the Disaster Queers are presented with what appears to be the perfect solution to their financial problems: steal a priceless gemstone from a prestigious museum gala.
Naturally, nothing is ever that simple.
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Book Two: Emmlie’s Eleven
A Queer Heist, Priceless Jewels, and Absolutely No Plan
Having saved the city from a rampaging ucimoeptrix, the Disaster Queers have done what any sensible group of heroes would do: celebrated excessively, drunk away their winnings and continued getting into bar fights.
Then Emmlie’s hidden past comes calling.
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The Disaster Continues
These are stories about friendship, found family, adventure and the glorious consequences of giving a collection of queer idiots access to magic, money and increasingly ambitious criminal schemes.
If you like your fantasy with plenty of humour, your heroes spectacularly imperfect, and your heists conducted by people who really should know better, welcome aboard.