Lego Advent Calendar – Day Zero

It was the last day of November…
Ferb: Wow Elsa, it’s great that we can be together at this special time of year.
Elsa: I mean like, I guess so? We’re in the middle of the largest pandemic of the century, Ferb! This is hardly the time for your naive whimsical Christmas jovility.
Wolf: I’ve baked enough good dinners to last all through the month!
Ferb: C’mon Elsa, we have each other – what could be more important? We’re in our social bubble together!
Elsa: Well, as long as we’re isolating together, I guess we could eat…
Wolf: You damn well better. Do you know how hard it is to cook a turkey with canine paws?
Ferb: Can’t you just use your magical powers? I mean, you are a powerful warlock and all…
Wolf: Shut up, alien from outer space.
Elsa: Hey, calm down.
Wolf: Sorry. I’ve been a bit stressed lately. My magic’s on the fritz. Blame the pandemic.
Ferb: Well, this Christmas we will get through it all – together.
Elsa: And it won’t end in a massacre, like the last two years.
Ferb: Promise?
Meanwhile, in the heart of the city…

Darth Santa: Those awful, awful people have pushed me about as far as I can take it, gosh darn it!
Cultist: Santa! Your language!
Darth Santa: Oh I’m sorry, my loyal minion, but those two naughty children Ferb and Elsa just make so mad! They’ve murdered me twice, and that’s really not in the festive spirit!
Robot: Recommend terminal prejudice.
Darth Santa: Well, ho ho ho, I certainly have a plan to take care of them this year. They’ll get more than coal in their stockings now!
Cultist: Yes! This will be their last christmas!
Darth Santa: Yes, I… wait, that doesn’t sound very jolly, cultist.
Cultist: Ulp, sorry sir.
Darth Santa: You make it sound as if we’re planning to do something violent there!
Cultist: Oh definitely not, sir!
Darth Santa: That wouldn’t be very jolly if we did that, would it?
Cultist: No sir!
Darth Santa: No. Remember, we’re the good guys here. Okay team, time to save Christmas!
Robot: Murder programs initiated.
See the previous adventures of Ferb and Elsa at http://cybeswebsite.com/lego-advent-calendar/