Lego Advent Calendar – Day Twenty-six

Elsa: Are we ready, everyone?

Wolf: I gathered all of our friends from the past three years. Look, even Janeane Garofalo is here!

Janeane Garofalo: We stand together!

Elsa: Yes! Together, we will raise an army; an army unlike any seen before on Earth! Together, we will blaze our way through the winter frost to besiege the north pole! We will break asunder the fortress of ice! We will crush the hordes of the barren lands! We will stop Santa in his tracks, bring him to his knees, and liberate our friend!

James Lipton: We are ready, Elsa! I give you my metallic pistons!

Transgender Harry Potter: I give you my magic, and my ability to stand up against bigoted authors!

Ray: I give you mu lightsaber, and my ability to be a better developed character than any in the series before me!

Wolf: This is getting contentious. Are you sure we can lead this army, Elsa?

Elsa: You’re right. We need to train them. We need to take this group and form from them a mighty fighting unit!

Wolf: But how long will that take?

Elsa: Well, should take about twelve months, I reckon…

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