Lego Advent Calendar – Day Twelve

Janeane Garofalo: Hey, excuse me?

Elsa: Huh?

Janeane Garofalo: Yeah, I want to complain about this gift.

Elsa: What?

Janeane Garofalo: I got that giant box home, and all it had inside it were these stupid trains.

Elsa: Uhh, so?

Janeane Garofalo: Well, can I get a refund?

Elsa: What? No. It’s not even your present, it was for the real Janeane Garofalo!

Janeane Garofalo: Well, I don’t want these stupid trains!

Elsa: They’re free! It doesn’t cost you anything!

Janeane Garofalo: Look, is there a manager or something that I can talk to about this?

Elsa: Jesus lady! I am in no mood for your bullshit right now!

Janeane Garofalo: This is so unprofessional. And I thought doing that one season of Saturday Night Live was a bad experience, but this is just the worst…

Elsa: Wait, are you the real Janeane Garofalo?

Janeane Garofalo: ……….. no.

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