Lego Advent Calendar – Day Ten

Elsa: Excuse me. Are you Janeane Garofalo?

Random Woman: What?

Elsa: Are you the actress and stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo?

Random Woman: Huh? No. I mean, I look nothing like Janeane Garofalo…

Elsa: Urgh, look lady, I have a parcel for Janeane Garofalo. James Lipton’s severed head told me to deliver this. It weighs a metric fuckton. I don’t know about you, but it’s probably full of gold or something. So if you could be Janeane Garofalo just for the purposes of delivering this parcel…

Janeane Garofalo: Fine, fine. If it will get you to leave me alone, I’ll pretend to be her.

Elsa: Good. Here’s your parcel, Janeane Garofalo.

Janeane Garofalo: Holy crap, it really is heavy! I hope it’s valuable.

Elsa: Right, that’s one parcel offloaded to a random person on the street. Wonder how Ferb is doing.

Janeane Garofalo: Hey, how am I meant to get this home?

Elsa: Not my problem, lady.

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