Lego Advent Calendar – Day Ten
Elsa: Excuse me. Are you Janeane Garofalo?
Random Woman: What?
Elsa: Are you the actress and stand-up comedian Janeane Garofalo?
Random Woman: Huh? No. I mean, I look nothing like Janeane Garofalo…
Elsa: Urgh, look lady, I have a parcel for Janeane Garofalo. James Lipton’s severed head told me to deliver this. It weighs a metric fuckton. I don’t know about you, but it’s probably full of gold or something. So if you could be Janeane Garofalo just for the purposes of delivering this parcel…
Janeane Garofalo: Fine, fine. If it will get you to leave me alone, I’ll pretend to be her.
Elsa: Good. Here’s your parcel, Janeane Garofalo.
Janeane Garofalo: Holy crap, it really is heavy! I hope it’s valuable.
Elsa: Right, that’s one parcel offloaded to a random person on the street. Wonder how Ferb is doing.
Janeane Garofalo: Hey, how am I meant to get this home?
Elsa: Not my problem, lady.