Lego Advent Calendar – Day Four
Ferb: Right, we’re back home, my bruises are healing nicely, let’s sit back and watch Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves…
As the trio start to recline, the wall of their cozy home is shattered. Bricks fly as a heavily-armoured vehicle careens through the debris, raining chaos down around them. Ferb and Elsa dive to the ground for cover.
Elsa: What the ever-loving hell? B..Batman?
Ferb: Christmas is ruined!
Batman: All my Christmasses were ruined when my parents were murdered!!
Wolf: Shit, I left you two alone for one minute and you’ve invited HIM along? Don’t you know we’re meant to be self-isolating?
Ferb: Trust me Wolf, Batman wasn’t invited.
Batman: I am a billionaire who punched vulnerable people for sport!!
Elsa: I hate you all.